KIDNEYS THROWING A HISSY FIT!
Hello my lovely WP peeps!
Don’t get too excited, I’m not ready to come back yet but I thought I should give you all a quick update so you know I haven’t been thrown in prison, murdered, or died of natural causes. Well, that last one was a close call again, but hey… I’m rocking this beating death shit these days!
So a few weeks ago I found myself in the unenviable position of having kidney behaving like a brat syndrome again, I am going to ask for that description to be used as a medical term from now on. The problem I had is that in all of my previous attempts at dying (albeit unwillingly) it has been my left kidney that has caused the problem. This time the right kidney went to the party and got well and truly battered with infection and bang here I am again with a recurring pyelonephritis that wants to turn to sepsis. Whoop NOT!
I have spent yet another week in the hospital hooked up to various antibiotics, and I am assured they are the DADDY variety of antibiotic and they kick ass. My consultant has assured me that my kidneys will begin to behave like proper well behaved kidneys after this last set of Daddy anti ‘b’s. Forgive me if I am less than convinced, this is my third time at the table with this deck of cards and honestly, the hand is pants!
Other than that, I’m back home, recovering, mooching about with no creative bent inside me at all, no wish to write, no wish to mosaic, no wish to even dead head a few flowers. My sex drive has completely disappeared and that scares the living bejebus out of me! In real terms, I am exhausted and feeling something I am so not used to, I am feeling weak as a kitten right now and it is frustrating the hell out of me.
But, and I cannot stress that but enough, I am fine! Well, I am alive, this is a good place to start. The rest will follow, I insist it does. It is listening to me, slowly, but my body is getting the message that it has various jobs it is required to do and it will be doing them even if it kicks and screams against the idea. My brain needs it’s carrier now!
Seriously though, I am getting better, I am getting stronger, my sex drive has taken a vacation on it’s own, so no creativity from that direction, but it will return, eventually. I am asking you all to bear with me, I will be returning, just not quite yet.
I hope you’re all doing well, and hey, you could always do a Naughty Nora and start my blog from the beginning if you are missing my stories, I promise you won’t be disappointed, it’s a hell of a ride and one I am very proud of.
Here’s to me returning sooner rather than later, but I can’t push it. I will come back when I’m well and all of my creative juices are once again flowing freely and happily!
Much love peeps, be good, if not, be careful, but at the very least, have a spanking good time while I’m gone! It’s the least you can do!