KIDNEYS THROWING A HISSY FIT!

Hello my lovely WP peeps!
Don’t get too excited, I’m not ready to come back yet but I thought I should give you all a quick update so you know I haven’t been thrown in prison, murdered, or died of natural causes. Well, that last one was a close call again, but hey… I’m rocking this beating death shit these days!
So a few weeks ago I found myself in the unenviable position of having kidney behaving like a brat syndrome again, I am going to ask for that description to be used as a medical term from now on. The problem I had is that in all of my previous attempts at dying (albeit unwillingly) it has been my left kidney that has caused the problem. This time the right kidney went to the party and got well and truly battered with infection and bang here I am again with a recurring pyelonephritis that wants to turn to sepsis. Whoop NOT!
I have spent yet another week in the hospital hooked up to various antibiotics, and I am assured they are the DADDY variety of antibiotic and they kick ass. My consultant has assured me that my kidneys will begin to behave like proper well behaved kidneys after this last set of Daddy anti ‘b’s. Forgive me if I am less than convinced, this is my third time at the table with this deck of cards and honestly, the hand is pants!

Other than that, I’m back home, recovering, mooching about with no creative bent inside me at all, no wish to write, no wish to mosaic, no wish to even dead head a few flowers. My sex drive has completely disappeared and that scares the living bejebus out of me! In real terms, I am exhausted and feeling something I am so not used to, I am feeling weak as a kitten right now and it is frustrating the hell out of me.

But, and I cannot stress that but enough, I am fine! Well, I am alive, this is a good place to start. The rest will follow, I insist it does. It is listening to me, slowly, but my body is getting the message that it has various jobs it is required to do and it will be doing them even if it kicks and screams against the idea. My brain needs it’s carrier now!
Seriously though, I am getting better, I am getting stronger, my sex drive has taken a vacation on it’s own, so no creativity from that direction, but it will return, eventually. I am asking you all to bear with me, I will be returning, just not quite yet.
I hope you’re all doing well, and hey, you could always do a Naughty Nora and start my blog from the beginning if you are missing my stories, I promise you won’t be disappointed, it’s a hell of a ride and one I am very proud of.
Here’s to me returning sooner rather than later, but I can’t push it. I will come back when I’m well and all of my creative juices are once again flowing freely and happily!
Much love peeps, be good, if not, be careful, but at the very least, have a spanking good time while I’m gone! It’s the least you can do!

Gem ❤
Don’t you worry about us Gem. You just get better.
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I’m working on it MJ thank you 😊 x
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I have missed you Gemma, but I am so glad to hear you are going to be ok. I swear this getting older is taking a toll on our bodies when are minds are not ready. I hope you get all the rest you need and this round of antibiotics does the trick. You are missed but we rather miss you for a bit and you get better. the world needs it’s Gemma! Sending you get well wishes from across the pond, hope to see you here soon even if only for a quick update to know you are still with us and getting stronger each day.
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Thanks Storm 😀 I like that, the world needs it’s Gemma 😛 xx
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I was so HAPPY to see a post from you this morning! Sending lots of hugs and positive thoughts your way, my sexy friend. Don’t worry…your naughty sex drive will return and you will be back to your old tricks in no time. It sounds like your body is going through a lot and just needs a bit of recovery time. I am still making my way through the older stories… I think I am almost caught up, given that Tom has entered the picture. Your stories sure are a WILD journey! Much love, my friend XOXO
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Aww thank you Nora, my body is being a royal pain in the backside and I am totally fed up with it behaving badly. I have no doubt I will be back to my usual naughty self in the near future but it is beyond frustrating waiting for my drive to come back. I have never slept so much in my entire life! In other news, I’m glad you are enjoying my stories so much, that is very gratifying 😘💋
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Rest up, my friend….if you are feeling tired, your body must be needing the sleep. And I am LOVING your stories! I need to get over to your blog and read another segment 🙂
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It is so nice to hear from you Gemma.
Even if what I hear is not too nice.
I think of you and send you much love and thoughts that you can heal yourself soon.
All the love from Christian.
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Thank you Christian I appreciate the kind words and thoughts. 😊
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We will be here waiting for you to come back. Take your time. Get healthy. Much love Gemma!!
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Sure you have time to write a post and not have a chat with your little sister????? I am glad to hear that you are on the mend because you are not allowed to die. Not yet. There is still so much to do. And infection/worn out/home from hospital tends to lead one’s sexual desire to leap away. You know this. I know this oh so well. Take care of yourself and can we do coffee while I am on holidays next week? Love you sis take care of yourself please or else if you die I will haunt you. 🙂
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I wrote the post so as you could see I was alive, I can’t chat, I’ve got no energy to chat, don’t be a brat sis, I love you, we will do coffee next week while you’re off. Let me know what day xxx
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Any day is good you pick. And c’mon let me brat a little 😈😈😈😈
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Ouch! You have had a rough time Gemma! I hope you are resting and taking it easy!!! ❤
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I’m so unhappy to hear you are having these kidney issues. I look forward to hearing how you’re taking the world by storm again. Stay safe and get healthy. Your friends miss you!
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