Your Sex Kink, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

nb. from Gem: I couldn’t resist, because mine is spot on! I’m a Capricorn when I bother with the Zodiac at all. I was shocked at how accurate it was!

Let me know in the comments if your star sign describes your sexual kinks or if its way off the mark and needs a spanking to bring it back in line!

Your Sex Kink, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

‘When it comes to bedroom proclivities, everyone has a little kink in them. Whether you’re flying your freak flag sky high or keeping it folded neatly in a corner of your sock drawer, we’ve broken down your “sextracurricular” activities by sign.’

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Athletic sexual positions 

Aries tend to express their passions physically, and they prefer sex that leaves them panting, flushed and ready for round two.

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): Erotic massages 

As the sign of creature comforts and tactile stimulation, it’s a given that the bulls love receiving (and giving!) long, erotic massages.

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): Verbal sparring 

You know that scene in rom-coms when the snarky quips between two obviously very-attracted-to-each-other individuals finally give way to lustful making out? Yeah, that’s a Geminian wet dream.

Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Eating in bed 

Food is a major aphrodisiac to Cancers, who like to nurture and feel nurtured by their partners. A chocolate-covered strawberry or a plate of oysters is always welcome as a pre-coitus snack. 

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): Make-up sex 

Leos are very good at drama, and although they tend to be lovers, not fighters, they know that the hottest sex can come on the heels of the most vicious squabbles.

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22): Picking a random page from the Kama Sutra 

Virgos may be neat freaks by day, but they are often unafraid to explore every inch of their partner’s body in bed. There’s a time and a place for everything, and nothing starts that exploration up like a suggestion from the big book of sex. 

Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 21): Multiple partners 

The sign of partnership loves (nay, needs) to feel like the most popular person in the room. And in the bedroom, multiple partners ready to satisfy their every whim is exactly their cup of tea.

Scorpio (Oct 22 – Nov 21): Tying up their partners 

Scorpios may be shy, but they are very turned on by power. So having their partners bound and completely at their mercy is more than a little appealing. 

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Being tied up 

Sagittarius is the sign of freedom, and what better way to explore that freedom than by temporarily relinquishing it and consenting to be tied up by a trusted partner? 

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Spanking 

Capricorns are naturally adept at passing out punishments and rewards. Those talents extend to the bedroom, where they enjoy issuing a spanking when their partners deserve it, so to speak. 

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Vanilla sex 

Aquarians love their reputation for being open-minded and experimental almost as much as they also like plain old sweet vanilla sex. They know that what’s old is new again.

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Role-play 

No one can give a performance like a Pisces, and if you’re lucky enough to be in bed with one, their acting might temporarily convince you that they really are your English nanny. The confusion will be hot.

By Kiki O’Keeffe 

Kiki O’Keeffe is an astrology writer in Brooklyn. You can sign up for her newsletter, I don’t believe in astrology, or follow her Twitter @alexkiki.